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The one about big, scary feminism
As you might have noticed, I am of the female persuasion. I also happen to be lucky enough to live in a period of history in which the weaker, fairer sex is allowed to disseminate thoughts, opinions...
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Let them vote for cake
To quote my beloved Snow Angel (the arbiter of, as yet, the only occasion I’ve been threatened with “legal action” from roving bands of Alpha Chis): lots of people do bad things. And I have become a...
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A Trivial Pursuit
Reports of this blog’s death have been mildly exaggerated. A mere two months ago, I extended an offer of editorial democracy, opening a vote for my next post. It’s only taken me a changing of the...
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The front page I’d rather see
Don’t worry. I fixed the news. Here’s a mock-up. Filed under: Apocalypse Not Quite Now, Life as we know it, Quick fact check
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2015: This Time It’ll Be Different
Now that the buzz of the champagne has worn off (kidding: the bubbly’s in my fridge on the reg) and our collective hope for a better future has faded once more, I figured it was time to start thinking...
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The Oklahoma Legislature Blues, in the Key of D Minus
I am from Oklahoma. I love being from Oklahoma. I love its people. I love its grand land. I love its Oklahoman-ness. But boy howdy, the state doesn’t make it easy on me. Now, I normally don’t comment...
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A Non-Comprehensive List of Things I Wanted Today
A hummingbird feeder Succulents I can’t kill A Toyota Prius A driver for the Toyota Prius The Scooby-Doo house shoes I had when I was 9 To know whether I am in Taylor Swift’s squad To know what she...
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What Have You Done With The Muppets?
There are three constants in this world: death, taxes and the ability of humans to degrade even the purest forms of existence. Which brings me to to The Muppets. (Gird your loins: I’m about to spend...
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In Memory of Zelda Brown, Beloved Cat & Daughter
Zelda conducted herself with bravery and aplomb, even in her final days. Zelda Brown passed from this world just before 10 a.m., Saturday, June 4, at Hill Country Animal Hospital. She was 2 years old....
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Let Me Repeat That: Time
I have always been hysterically and hyperbolically morbid about the concept of Age. It’s not a quality I’m particularly proud of, partly because it’s one so endlessly exploited by the era of the...
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